Last recorded sighting of Jay
Title Dank Wizard
Gender Male
Species Weed Warrior
Location Unknown

Jay is a mysterious being that travels the realms in search of the dopest of hemp. He seems to only appear in times of need for lesser beings, bestowing his weed smoke to assist those in need of help. He has been seen wearing only a long black robe, and using a vape pen like a wizard wand. No poster in the E-Hang has been known to make hotter posts than Jay.



Not much is known about Jay, other than he is from an ancient race known as Weed Warriors. When he gets toked af, Jay has the ability to manipulate time, space, and matter itself with the power of his vape pen.


  • September 11, 2001 - Jay resurrects Ungrateful Dead.
  • January 23, 2002 - Jay gives Dan the power to time travel.
  • March 27, 2003 - Jay teaches Ryan what anime is.
  • December 24, 2005 - Jay was seen visiting the Dank World with a wrapped present.
  • July 3, 2008 - Jay trips over a watermelon, blowing weed smoke into it and bringing it to life.
  • February 19, 2009 - Jay was seen arguing with some guy about Fallout 3. What an asshole.
  • April 24, 2009 - Jay enters the E-Hang.